I am not big
on reading labels. I am aware of this shortcoming and am trying to improve.
However, over the weekend, this new effort backfired and I cursed the day I
decided to change!
My cousin
was in town for Labor Day and the whole family went to check out a cute little
cheese shop down the road. It was amazing! There was a broad selection of
samples; which, I think the adults loved as much as the kids! We were
pleasantly surprised that they offered more than just cheese. They also carried
jellies, syrups, butters, chocolates, candies, and a small selection of meat.
After
grazing for a time, I finally decided on an Amish Garlic Roll Butter, Amish
Molasses Roll Butter, shoelace licorice (for my nephews), and mini buckeyes!
(On a side note, for as much as I love cheese, I thought it quite humorous I
didn't purchase any! smh) As I was walking around I spotted a package
of regular-sized, individually wrapped buckeyes (which I prefer over the
minis). My eyes Lit. Up.!! I love buckeyes ... love. love. love!! I decided to
be a "wise" consumer and research which one gave me a bigger bang for
my buck! The minis were $9 a lb and the others were $4 a lb. Hands down -- the individually wrapped
buckeyes won! I was so excited to get
home and rip into them! (I couldn't do that in public because it wouldn't be
ladylike to eat like a ravenous bear around the general population! haha)
We weren't
home for very long when I pulled out my beloved buckeyes and I broke the seal
to expose all the peanut butter, chocolaty goodness. Oddly enough I got a whiff
of caramel apples. A slight warning sounded in my head. I thought maybe they
made 'flavored' buckeyes now, and I feared I had grabbed the wrong package. I
took a purposeful sniff and realized something was desperately wrong! By this
time all sorts of alarms are sounding in my head!
I quickly
pulled the package to the front label and read: "Caramel Apple Cream Bullseyes".
What? What is this?
My brain could not comprehend what I was holding. In my
eagerness to get the most for my money, I purchased something I had NO desire
to have. I was so upset. Upset that I
spent money on something I didn't want, took good time looking at the BACK
label w/out double-checking the Main label, and I was standing there wanting to
taste peanut butter and chocolate swimming in my mouth and that was not going
to be happening now!
Arlene and
my cousin seemed unimpressed that I was freaking out about my purchase. Come to
find out, they KNEW I had picked up caramels. When I learned they thought I was
just going to try these bullseyes instead of getting buckeyes I almost fell
over. When have I ever chosen caramel over chocolate?! (They obviously have
much better vision - I did not notice a difference.) We were all standing in the kitchen together laughing at this whole scenario!
Since I'm a
slightly dramatic person I have been sharing this story w/anyone who has a few
minutes to listen. Mostly as a warning so others don't make the same
mistake! haha
Tonight,
when I got home from work there was a package waiting for me. I rarely get
mail, so a box shipped outside of my birthday or Christmas is Highly unlikely!
I have been waiting for a package from my insurance company, but not the size
of this!! I thought a padded envelope is all they'd need to use. Imagine my surprise when I looked more closely.
My friend D, that just moved to Jersey, sent me a special box of Buckeyes from Harry London! :O When I opened the box it was like a cooler inside - including 3 ice packs that were still frigid! I cannot express how incredibly loved this made me feel. I was smiling SO big. D made everything all better even though she couldn't be here. Now I don't want to eat these buckeyes b/c they represent SO much that has moved SO far away! If I were a "punny-person" I'd definitely call this a "bittersweet" moment.
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