Funnies

I found 2 scraps of paper with student's funnies written on them and I want to throw out the papers - so here are the funnies.

* "Our pens are dying from lack of seeing"

* "Teacher, I might need your black out." (instead of white out)

* "We have overactive laughing spasms."

* Students discussing a motivational game quietly.

"I only got to move once."

"Me too."

"It's a rip off!"

* "Have you ever heard of 'author unknown?'"

And this one really cracks me up - but it's from my Grandma. We were driving and this car kept inching onto the road from a business. Cool as could be Grandma says, "You can go, some cars will stop." :) ha ha