Monday, June 01, 2009

Horse Warning

Gender-Specific
Driving Etiquette

A woman is driving at night on a narrow country road...
At the same time a man is driving in the opposite direction on that same road. When they narrowly pass each other at high speed, the woman rolls down her window and loudly shouts - HORSE! Immediately the man shouts back - WOMAN!

The man laughs. He is proud to have reacted so quickly to the shouting woman and takes the next turn in the road, maintaining his speed.

Moral of the story: Men never listen, and when they do, They don't understand one word a woman says. AMEN!!!!!

1 comment:

Adele said...

That makes hitting a deer a piece of cake!