Why Only 2 Me

Throughout my life, one of the things I've enjoyed most is seeing my friends laugh. A lot of this laughter took place during my numerous blonde moments. Hearing laughter and being in the spotlight always made the embarrassment insignificant. No matter where I've been in the past 10-15 years, I've always had an audience of people I've loved. Now that I've been through college, and life has moved on, along with a lot of the people I've loved, my audience has dwindled. These hilarious moments are too much fun for me to keep bottled up to myself.

Why Only 2 Me??

Precisely for the moments written below:

Have you ever been driving on a hot summer day with your windows rolled down, only to have a bird come out of nowhere and fly right into your side view mirror just inches away from where your arm is resting? And in that split second of knowing a bird has just met its fate, fear that his final resting place is going to be in your lap! Just in case there is one other person in the world that this may happen to, as an fyi screaming and freaking out all the other drivers on the road really does not help out the whole situation!

Have you ever been in a parade (or just out in the sun in general) for a long period of time and only have the top inch of your forehead burn? Even though co-workers say nothing (out of politeness) you always know who your true friends are when they tell you, "ya look like a dork!" I knew just how bad it was when my sister saw me and her face crumpled up and she said, What happened to your face? I also had a senior citizen customer say, "What the heck did ya do to your forehead?" Found out in the course of the conversation he had actually seen me in the parade I was in. It's a small world. My fyi for this is, when applying sunblock go all the way up into your hairline no exceptions. Of course, if you want a lot of odd looks, and an interesting conversation starter, go ahead and accidentally skip the top inch.

Have you ever been a mile away from the emissions testing site only to have your "check engine" light come on?

The list could go on, and it will, but I can't write everything at once. I'm sure my wacky unique moments will fill up most of my blog space, but I'll also be writing other things. Until next time.

As a disclaimer, please do not drink while reading my blog. I cannot be held responsible for any liquids exploding out of your mouth and spraying your computer due to side-splitting-laughter in the future.